Showing posts with label kane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kane. Show all posts

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Mercy Side: I'm Going to Disneyland!

Here's my first wrestling article in nearly two months. Enjoy.

I may not be writing as often as I used to anymore but that’s because of time, not because of my lack of interest in doing it. I still play video games, listen to music, watch football games and watch wrestling. I just don’t often get the chance to jot my thoughts down on anything anymore, which is a shame. But in the wrestling world, one of the most intriguing, most entertaining, and most unpredictable storylines in recent memory is the program that’s occurring between Kane and Daniel Bryan.

I’m a huge Kane fan. I have been for a long time. And while Daniel Bryan individually is by far my favourite wrestler at the moment, and has been for about half a year now, this article is actually in homage to Kane. You see, Kane is a character and wrestler who is always overlooked by both his peers and the younger talent. Back in the late nineties, there were far more popular wrestlers than Kane. He was a medium fish in a huge tank in those days, in comparison arguably larger fish in The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Mankind and The Undertaker. Then when that tank got smaller, new talent were still considered bigger fish; Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit. Then the new breed came in when the fish tank was getting smaller still; John Cena, Randy Orton, Edge, Jeff Hardy, Brock Lesnar and now CM Punk. At this time Kane’s medium sized fish was shrinking. He was getting older, slower, less interesting.

One thing they tried to keep Kane’s character fresh was take Kane’s mask off. This was a huge angle. I never thought they’d get Kane to take his mask off; it was key to his character and a fundamental part of his look. Kane was supposedly burnt in a fire as a kid so the idea behind the mask was to cover up his scarred face. And while Glen Jacobs, the man who portrays Kane, has a menacing look on him, it took away a huge part of Kane that made him so scary in the first place. The only reason why I’d have been happy for Kane to lose his mask was if the WWE were to actually give him the push to the top he deserved for such a long time. They never really did.

Something that always used to annoy me about the WWE was that they burderned Kane with a one day title reign for so long. I never thought he deserved to lose the title in one day, after finally getting to the top and get a win over Stone Cold Steve Austin in the process. I thought that was terrible; at the time Kane was still one of the most interesting characters on TV, even in the fruitful attitude era. He didn’t deserve that. No one does really. It’s one of the reasons why I feel sorry for Dolph Ziggler and Rey Mysterio and their terrible title reigns. What’s a bigger crime though is that it took over 12 years for him to not only get another World Heavyweight Title reign, but for him to have a good crack at the top. Kane had a decent run as champion a couple of years ago, and his program while wasn’t great, his character was pretty damn entertaining.

It's hard to remember this ever happening.
Who was he in a program with as World Heavyweight Champion? Oh yeah, some guy called The Undertaker. Kane has the unfortunate title as being an Undertaker-lite. In nearly every way possible, Kane is inferior to The Undertaker. He’s a big guy like The Undertaker, but in the ring he can’t compare to Big Evil. The Undertaker is unparalleled when it comes to big guys and their ability in the ring. He’s untouchable. Kane however, is a damn good wrestler, for a man of 7 feet and 320 pounds; he can fly across that ring and put on a very good show. His moveset is distinctive despite him sharing his finishers with The Undertaker. On the microphone, The Undertaker, when on form, floors Kane in this respect too. Kane isn’t often given much time on the microphone, not because it’s a weakness, but because it’s against his character to talk too much. But he’s still very good; one of the highlights of the disappointing program between Kane and The Undertaker for the World title two years ago was Kane’s “reveal all” promo where he explained his plot for the title all along and how The Undertaker fell for it. That promo was gold, and he was on the microphone for a good 10 minutes then, a rarity for Kane. His character is inferior to The Undertaker’s as well; in the respect that The Undertaker’s Deadman gimmick has lasted an incredible 22 years, bar the few years as The American Bad Ass, with few tweaks here and there. Kane has had to change his character over and over again, to avoid being too similar to The Undertaker, and yet maintain the entertainment value. Kane is less popular than The Undertaker in every other way possible too; fan opinion, backstage respect and reputation, merchandise, everything. Kane is exactly that, The Undertaker-lite.

But there is one thing that Kane can revert to that The Undertaker can’t. There’s one thing that Kane has the ability to do that The Undertaker can’t even begin to compare with, and that’s the ability to be funny. You can call it an underrated trait in a wrestler, but the ability to make an audience laugh is important. It’s entertaining; it’s an often overlooked quality in a wrestler. I can give you two very easy examples to back myself up on this. The first, Santino. Santino will never be a World Heavyweight Champion. He’s not good enough in the ring, not popular enough overall with any age demographic, not even kids. But if you remember The Elimination Chamber earlier this year, Santino was amazing. He was put into the match due to a concussion to Randy Orton, he was a surprise entrance really, and no one expected him to be given the spot in the match. But how the fans reacted. They knew he had no chance of winning the Elimination Chamber. They knew he was a huge underdog. And they supported him in his underdog role. Why? Because they knew his value as a comedy wrestler. And you know what? Santino delivered big time in the Elimination Chamber. He got by far the biggest pops in that match when he dug in deep and survived to the final two in the chamber, with Daniel Bryan. It was a simple story, but if it wasn’t for Santino playing the funny guy so well now for a number of years, we wouldn’t have got that great performance from Santino.

Secondly is Daniel Bryan himself. Daniel Bryan is a great story in today’s WWE. A little indie guy who happens to be the best technical wrestler since Chris Benoit, gets his chance at glory by winning Money in the Bank, and cashes in. But he’s still one of the most entertaining wrestlers in the roster, in my opinion; he’s been the most entertaining wrestler for a good half year now. And why? Because he’s just so funny. He knows how to garner a reaction. And his in ring ability is unquestionable; it’s always been the ability to play a character that people questioned. And how he’s backed that ability up. He gets probably more time on TV than any other wrestler nowadays. It speaks volumes, it really does. And it’s the comedy element to his character that makes him stand out, even when he’s not heading into a World Title at the moment. Because he’s such a good wrestler, the true best in the world I’d say at this time, and because he’s so entertaining and funny, it’s inevitable he’ll be given that reward at the top again very soon.

I admit it, I'm a huge Brothers of Destruction mark. I have no shame.

Because Kane is immediately compared in every way to The Undertaker in everything he does, not only because he’s the storyline brother of The Undertaker, but also because he too has an evil streak, is a big guy that has a similar move set, Kane has to adjust himself in a way that’s different to The Undertaker. I think deep down Glen Jacobs knows that he’s just not as good in most ways to The Undertaker. Sometimes it’s good to accept that you’re not #1 and just be the best you can, and be better in ways others can’t. And Kane does that by being funny, in usually inappropriate or unexpected ways.


Kane has a great career in comedy segments. Because it’s not every week, every time we see him and a little unexpected when it does happen, it’s often absolutely hilarious. Kane does evil and sinister segments, he does horror slapstick segments (usually badly, take the Paul Bearer freezer storyline as an example), and he also does comedy. One of my all time favourite funny moments from Kane is when he’s preparing a six-man tag team match with The Rock and Hulk Hogan, and his partners are discussing how they’re not too sure how to deal with The Big Red Machine. Kane walks in and just tears the roof off with his amazing impressions of The Rock and Hulk Hogan, hulking up, posing, everything. It’s just brilliant. It came out of nowhere and was just one of my favourite segments ever. What about the celebratory Santino trumpet segment from last year? Kane was just turning into a good guy but wasn’t quite there yet at the time, and was in an eight-man tag team match with Santino, Big Show and Vladmir Kozlov; his three partners start doing the trumpet celebration and Kane just stands there in disgust. Then all of a sudden he just starts joining in. It’s just moments like that that Kane can get away with, in a way that The Undertaker can’t, and he’s just so good at it.

Which brings me to his current program with Daniel Bryan. I truly believe that the paring of these two unexpectedly funny guys wasn’t planned long term. I believe everyone thought they’d have a program that ended with Daniel Bryan being put over by Kane to the top again, because Kane has spent long periods of his career putting smaller wrestlers over, which is another trait he’s better than The Undertaker at. But the segments have been just so funny consistently over the last couple of months that they’ve started to pair them and even gave them the Tag Team Titles. The Tag Team Titles were almost inevitably being readied for Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara to the point that the writing was pretty much engrained on the belt, but with Kane and Daniel Bryan working so well together with their fantastic chemistry, plans have changed. And while Daniel Bryan is a really big part of why this team is so successful on TV, Kane needs more credit in his role.

The "hug it out" segment was comedy gold.
That’s the purpose of this article. To pay homage to Kane, something that isn’t done enough. Sure, there have been better wrestlers than Kane, in many different ways; in ring ability, on the microphone, everything. I’m not taking anything away from these wrestlers. I’m not taking anything away from The Undertaker, who in most ways is better than Kane. I prefer The Undertaker to Kane myself. But Kane is just not praised enough for the role he’s done consistently since 1995. That’s fifteen years service. He’s a scary monster, he’s a big wrestler but can wrestle really well, he’s decent on the microphone, he’s put more smaller wrestlers over in that time than most other wrestlers (Chris Jericho may trump, but I doubt many others do in the past 15 years). But he’s also a very, VERY funny guy. I don’t know if it’s Glen Jacobs the man who has decided that comedy segments are good for his character, or if it’s Vince McMahon, or multiple other people over the years that have created storylines for him, but it works. It’s always worked. And Kane, I thank you for your fantastic work throughout your career. You’ll always be one of my favourite wrestlers. And one more thing Kane, I really, truly, deeply hope you enjoyed Disneyland. Thanks for reading.


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Friday, January 20, 2012

WWE World Champion Knockout Game - Round 6: The Final


Hello again and welcome to The Final of my WWE World Champion Knockout Game! The Semi Finals came to an end today. For the last week I've been asking for your votes on who make the best World Champions and I've had tallies going on this site, and two other forums. I can now reveal the results.

The Brogue Kick Bracket vs The Stone Cold Stunner Bracket
(1) The Rock vs (1) Stone Cold Steve Austin - Stone Cold Steve Austin wins 20 votes to 5.

The Tombstone Piledriver Bracket vs The Sweet Chin Music Bracket
(1) The Undertaker vs (2) Shawn Michaels - The Undertaker wins 19 votes to 6.

So we've arrived at our final! And it's The Undertaker vs Stone Cold Steve Austin!


Tale of the Tape

Name: The Undertaker
Nicknames: The Phenom, The Deadman, The American Bad Ass
Years Active in WWE: 1990 - present
Total World Titles: 7
Finishers: Chokeslam, Hell's Gate, The Last Ride, Tombstone Piledriver
Known For: Being undefeated, 19-0, at Wrestlemania. Being associated with Casket matches, Buried Alive matches and the Hell in a Cell.
Match Accolades:
Pro Wrestling Illustrated - Match of the Year in 1998 (against Mankind, Hell in a Cell Match at King of the Ring), 2009 (against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XXV), 2010 (against Shawn Michaels, Streak vs Career Match at Wrestlemania XXVI)
WWE Slammy Award - Match of the Year in 2009 (against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XXV)
Wrestling Observer Newsletter - 5 Star Match in 1997 (against Shawn Michaels in a Hell in a Cell match at Badd Blood), Match of the Year in 2009 (against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XXV), 2010 (against Shawn Michaels, Streak vs Career Match at Wrestlemania XXVI)
Route to the Final: Round 1 (Beat Kofi Kingston 22-0), Round 2 (Beat Sycho Sid 19-2), Round 3 (Beat Kane 21-1), Round 4 (Beat Edge 16-4), Round 5 (Beat Shawn Michaels 19-6).


Name: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Nicknames: The Texas Rattlesnake, The Toughest Son of a Bitch in the WWE 
Years Active in WWE: 1995 - present 
Total World Titles: 6 
Finisher: Stone Cold Stunner 
Known For: In Vince McMahon's words, the most popular and profitable wrestler in WWE history, his Austin 3:16 promo and his highly successful and memorable feud with Vince McMahon himself.
Match Accolades: 
Pro Wrestling Illustrated - Match of the Year in 1997 (against Bret Hart, in a Submission Match at Wrestlemania 13) 
Wrestling Observer Newsletter - 5 Star Match in 1997 (against Bret Hart, in a Submission Match at Wrestlemania 13)
Route to the Final: Round 1 (Beat John Morrison 22-1), Round 2 (Beat Ric Flair 20-1), Round 3 (Beat Kurt Angle 18-4), Round 4 (Beat Triple H 16-4), Round 5 (Beat The Rock 20-5).


You could make a valid argument that these two are the biggest wrestlers in wrestling history. Who was the best champion? Vote below!

To vote, vote or comment below, or message me on my Facebook page, my Twitter, or email me.

Round 6: The Final


To summarise, to vote, you can list your preferred champion in the poll above. But I can also accept votes elsewhere, you can vote on my Facebook, my Twitter or via email. Votes will be tallied finalised on Friday 27th January. A few days later, I'll post the winner. Happy voting!

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Monday, January 16, 2012

Mixtape: Best of WWE Wrestler Entrance Themes (Licenced)

Hello and welcome to another Mixtape entry. Here's the second of three Mixtapes in three days. Missed yesterday's Mixtape? Click here. In that I celebrate my favourite non-licensed WWE wrestler entrance themes.

Naturally that means today I move onto my favourite licensed themes. Licensed themes are an ever increasing thing in the WWE lately, as it pulls bands that fans might be familiar with, while the music quality is (usually) better too, although you could argue that the non-licensed themes are usually more memorable.

Not familiar with my Mixtapes? Here are the rules.

A Mixtape is a playlist of a certain genre, band or era. The list is generally 80 minutes long, the same length of a blank CD, with further recommendations if some of the songs aren't to your taste. Remember kids, downloading is wrong! 

So here are my favourite licensed WWE wrestler entrance themes! Enjoy!
  1. Basic Thuganomics - John Cena (John Cena)
  2. Here Comes the Money - Naughty by Nature (Shane McMahon)
  3. American Bad Ass - Kid Rock (The Undertaker)
  4. Get On Your Knees - Age Against the Machine (Jack Swagger)
  5. Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (Hulk Hogan)
  6. Ain't No Make Believe - Stonefree Experience (John Morrison)
  7. Broken Dreams - Shaman's Harvest (Drew McIntyre)
  8. One of a Kind - Breaking Point (Rob Van Dam)
  9. Burn in My Light - Mercy Drive (Randy Orton)
  10. I Walk Alone - Saliva (Batista)
  11. Live for the Moment - Monster Magnet (Matt Hardy)
  12. Whatever - Our Lady Peace (Chris Benoit)
  13. Slow Chemical - Finger Eleven (Kane)
  14. Never Gonna Stop - Rob Zombie (Edge)
  15. Glass Shatters - Disturbed (Stone Cold Steve Austin)
  16. Bombshell - Powerman 5000 (Dudley Boyz)
  17. Enter Sandman - Metallica (The Sandman)
  18. The Game - Motorhead (Triple H)
  19. Cult of Personality - Living Colour (CM Punk)
Don't like some of these? Give these five a try...
  1. I Came to Play - Downstait (The Miz)
  2. No More Words - Endeverafter (Jeff Hardy)
  3. Booyaka 619 - P.O.D. (Rey Mysterio)
  4. I'm Comin' - Silkk the Shocker (Montel Vontavious Porter)
  5. Crank the Walls Down - Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (JeriShow)
And that's it! I hope you enjoyed this list. I'll be back tomorrow then, with my favourite PPV and TV programme themes. That's it from me today, have a good night.

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Mixtape: Best of WWE Wrestler Entrance Themes (Non-Licenced)

Hello and welcome to another Mixtape entry. In fact, you know what, I'm feeling generous. How about I give you three in three days! Your welcome!


I'm going to pay tribute to a very important aspect of that odd and 'fake' sport called wrestling. Music is so important. When a wrestler comes out to make an impact his music helps him do what he has to do. Think about all your favourite wrestlers. How about Stone Cold Steve Austin, when you hear that glass smashing and that hard rock guitar, you know he's going to come out and kick ass. How about when you hear The Undertaker's gongs? Music is incredibly important, and it helps if the songs are good to listen to as well!


So here's how we're going to do this. Below are my favourite 'non-licensed' WWE entrance themes. Tomorrow I'll post my favourite licensed themes. Licensed themes are an ever increasing thing in the WWE lately, as it pulls bands that fans might be familiar with, while the music quality is (usually) better too. And on Tuesday? Well I'll post my favourite Pay-Per-View themes. That's a bonus. I'm doing a bonus Mixtape because I had planned on doing these last week but I had some personal matters to attend.

Not familiar with my Mixtapes? Here are the rules.

A Mixtape is a playlist of a certain genre, band or era. The list is generally 80 minutes long, the same length of a blank CD, with further recommendations if some of the songs aren't to your taste. Remember kids, downloading is wrong!

By the way, I'm not saying these are the 'best', but they are my favourites. Also, Brodus Clay gets into this Mixtape straight away after his amazing re-debut.

So here are my favourite non-licensed WWE wrestler entrance themes! Enjoy!
  1. Are You Ready (D-Generation X)
  2. Wreck (Mick Foley)
  3. Know Your Role (The Rock)
  4. Shooter (Chris Benoit)
  5. Ass Man (Billy Gunn)
  6. 619 (Rey Mysterio)
  7. Big (Big Show)
  8. Rockhouse (The nWo)
  9. Medal (Kurt Angle)
  10. I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (Eddie Guerrero)
  11. New Foundation (The Hart Dynasty)
  12. Somebody Call My Mama (Brodus Clay)
  13. I'm Back (Eric Bischoff)
  14. Written in My Face (Sheamus)
  15. Axeman (Evan Bourne)
  16. Turn it Up (Scotty 2 Hotty)
  17. Loaded (The Hardy Boyz)
  18. Break the Walls Down (Chris Jericho)
  19. If You Dare (Tazz)
  20. Next Big Thing (Brock Lesnar)
  21. No Chance In Hell (Vince McMahon)
  22. It's All About the Money (Ted DiBiase)
  23. Monster (Batista)
  24. At Last (Christian)
  25. Burned (Kane)
  26. You're Gonna Pay (The Undertaker)
  27. Sexy Boy (Shawn Michaels)
  28. I Won't Do What You Tell Me (Stone Cold Steve Austin)
Don't like some of these? Give these five a try...
  1. Protection (APA)
  2. Mack Militant (Theodore Long)
  3. You Look Fly Today (Too Cool)
  4. Reality (The Miz)
  5. Rap Sheet (Booker T)
And that's it! I hope you enjoyed this list. I'll be back tomorrow then, with the licensed artist entrance themes, and then on Tuesday with my favourite PPV themes. That's it from me today, have a good one.

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Friday, December 30, 2011

WWE World Champion Knockout Game - Round 3


Hey there I hope you had a good Christmas. Round 2 for my WWE World Champion Knockout Game came to an end today. For the last week I've been asking for your votes on who make the best World Champions and I've had tallies going on this site, and two other forums. I can now reveal the results.

The Pedigree Bracket
(1) Triple H vs (4) Vince McMahon - Triple H wins 19 votes to 2.
(2) Christian vs (6) Chris Benoit - Chris Benoit wins 10 votes to 8.

The Sweet Chin Music Bracket

(1) John Cena vs (4) Rob Van Dam - John Cena wins 13 votes to 8.
(2) Shawn Michaels vs (6) Eddie Guerrero - Shawn Michaels wins 17 votes to 4.

The Jackhammer Bracket

(1) Edge vs (4) Alberto Del Rio - Edge wins 20 votes to 1.
(2) Bob Backlund (3) Jeff Hardy - Jeff Hardy wins 13 votes to 8.

The Brogue Kick Bracket

(1) The Rock vs (4) Sheamus - The Rock wins 20 votes to 1.
(2) Bret Hart vs (3) Rey Mysterio - Bret Hart wins 17 votes to 4.

The Chokeslam Bracket

(1) Randy Orton vs (4) Booker T - Booker T wins 16 votes to 5.
(2) CM Punk vs (3) Big Show - CM Punk wins 18 votes to 3.

The Tombstone Piledriver Bracket

(1) The Undertaker vs (4) Sycho Sid - The Undertaker wins 19 votes to 2.
(2) Batista vs (3) Kane - Kane wins 12 votes to 9.

The Codebreaker Bracket

(1) Hulk Hogan vs (5) The Iron Shiek - Hulk Hogan wins 16 votes to 5.
(2) Chris Jericho vs (6) Andre the Giant - Chris Jericho wins 17 votes to 4.

The Stone Cold Stunner Bracket

(1) Stone Cold Steve Austin vs (4) Ric Flair - Stone Cold Steve Austin wins 20 votes to 1.
(2) Kurt Angle vs (3) Randy Savage - Kurt Angle wins 11 votes to 10.

The biggest shock of the round when it comes to seeding are the eliminations of Christian, a #2 seed which lost to #6 seed Chris Benoit. We also have our first #1 seed elimination, with Randy Orton losing to #4 seed Booker T.

Just a reminder, that picture above is who is pairing off against who, the bracket number they have and the total amount of titles they have won.
To vote, vote or comment below, or message me on my Facebook page, my Twitter, or email me. 

Now that mumbo jumbo is out of the way, here's Round 3! Round 4, the Quarter Finals, will be posted on Friday 6th January. 

Round 3

*Voting Closed


The Pedigree Bracket 
(1) Triple H vs (6) Chris Benoit 


The Sweet Chin Music Bracket 
(1) John Cena vs (2) Shawn Michaels 


The Jackhammer Bracket 
(1) Edge vs (3) Jeff Hardy 


The Brogue Kick Bracket 
(1) The Rock vs (2) Bret Hart 


The Chokeslam Bracket 
(2) CM Punk vs (4) Booker T 


The Tombstone Piledriver Bracket 
(1) The Undertaker vs (3) Kane 


The Codebreaker Bracket 
(1) Hulk Hogan vs (2) Chris Jericho 


The Stone Cold Stunner Bracket 
(1) Stone Cold Steve Austin vs (2) Kurt Angle


*Voting Closed

To summarise, to vote, you can list your preferred champions in the polls above. But I can also accept votes elsewhere, you can vote on my Facebook, my Twitter or via email. Votes will be tallied and Round 4, The Quarter Finals will be posted on Friday 6th January. Happy voting!

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