Stone Cold has already featured in the Top 50 once before,
and he will once again. His second entry is the catchphrase he usually finishes
off his promos with. And man, it stuck. From the first time he said it, to his
sporadic appearances now, it gets a fantastic response. Almost everything that
came out of Stone Cold’s mouth was golden; he said what he wanted to say and
didn’t give a shit what you thought. But then again, in The Attitude Era this
was a good trait to have, he was so over at the time!
#8
Catchphrase: “The best there is, the best there was, the
best there ever will be.”
Wrestler: Bret Hart
Not one of my particular favourites, but you can’t underestimate
how popular this was. Bret Hart is a legend. This was his key phrase. Whenever
people talk about him, this is one of the things people think of. It’s as
simple as that. It’s a phrase so easy to think of, yet so particular to one man
only – Bret Hart. That’s why he’s so high in the list.
#7
Catchphrase: “You're fired!”
Key figure: Vince McMahon
It’s the highest up two worded catchphrase on the list.
These two words are pretty much the epitome of Mr McMahon, the evil boss of
WWE, and his character. It’s not just the words, but how he says it. Man, he
says it with so much vinegar, it’s so iconic, his face, his scowl, everything.
It’s a fantastic catchphrase and yes, he does say it better than both Donald
Trump AND Sir Alan Sugar!
#6
Catchphrase: “Rest in peace!”
Wrestler: The Undertaker
Whenever I think of this phrase personally, I always laugh
because in one of the video packages leading upto Wrestlemania last April, it
sounded like ‘Taker said “Rest in… BEEEES!” which was funny. But on an iconic
level, it’s quite simply, like Bret Hart, the phrase associated with the
wrestler. But unlike Bret Hart, The Undertaker had a gimmick, one that he has
used for a very long time. The character, the phrase, they just combine so
easily. I don’t even know how popular “RIP” was before The Undertaker, I’d
probably have to ask people who were adults in the eighties. What? I’m only 21!
#5
Catchphrase: “If you're not down with that, we got two words
for you, suck it!”
Wrestlers: D-Generation X
This phrase, along with the crotch chop, are what went part
and parcel with the Attitude Era. This is on here ahead of a few just because
it’s a better line for crowd interaction. It’s so popular, Shawn Michaels
doesn’t even have to say the last two words if he doesn’t have to. He can just
let the crowd do it. It’s popular enough to bypass the double standards that is
the WWE PG era, despite “sucking it” is most certainly not PG.
#4
Catchphrase: “If you smell! What the Rock is cooking!”
Wrestler: The Rock
Similar to my Top 50 Final Fantasy Characters listing,
there’s a Top 4 cut off point. I’d say the Top 4 are that much better than the
rest. We start off with The Rock’s ending to his promos. There are so many of
the Rock’s catchphrases that could have been in this list, quantity wise. But
how revolutionary they all are, is up for debate. For me, the true catchphrase
The Rock used consitently was this one. He chopped it, changed it, said it more
than once sometimes, and also used delays. He had the audience in his palm
whenever he said the final line in his inevitably brilliant promo. Even more
recently, when he did taped promos to promote something, he’d know when to
stop, when to say “… is cookin’, it didn’t matter that it was taped, the
audience probably didn’t even notice it wasn’t live. He’s a true legend on the
mic, and this is truly his best line.
#3
Catchphrase: “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on
you!”
Wrestler: Hulk Hogan
Which brings me to Hulk Hogan’s second and final entry into
the list. This line was just phenomenal. It’s truly, like many in the Top 10,
associated with the wrestler. And what a wrestler he was. Not in his in ring
ability, but in his ability to work a crowd. He knew how to excite an audience,
which his mannerisms, his voice, his pointing. “Brother”. But despite what he
did, he wouldn’t be as big as he is today without the above catchphrase. So
tell me. Whatcha gonna do?! Whatcha gonna do, when Johnny Mercyside reveals the
top 2?!
#2
Catchphrase: “What?”
Wrestler: Stone Cold Steve Austin
The top two phrases do something that no other phrases do.
There’s a big two, in a big four in this list. What? What? What? Stone Cold’s
“What?” phrase, is just stupid. He knows it, we all do. But it’s fantastic. He
just interrupted people mid sentence, got in their face and said, “What?”. As I
said, this and #1 do something that no other phrase does. These two phrases are
used universally, in any situation, in any wrestling company, with any
wrestler. How many times, since the early noughties, have you heard “What?” in
the background, the crowd saying it, when someone delivers a promo? Almost
every heel out there, will get this. The crowd just love saying it. They love
saying that one word, they love to try and piss off the heel, acting. It’s
great. It’s unique. It’s simple.
Oh the other quote that falls into this category? Well quite
simply, it’s:
#1
Catchphrase: “Woo!”
Wrestler: Ric Flair
It may not be too much of a surprise. It may be. But it’s
not really a dispute. What catchphrase, what word, is associated with wrestling
more than anything else? Woo! More so than “What?”, this is used all the time.
Primarily when a wrestler uses the chop, I used to love seeing Chris Benoit go
gung ho with chops while the crowd tries to get a “Woo!” in between each one.
Seeing the wrestlers chop, seeing the red skin on the wrestlers chest, hearing
the “Woo!” from the crowd, that’s wrestling. One of my favourite ever promos,
was when Kurt Angle got drafted to Raw a few years back, and he had a “Woo-off”
with Ric Flair. It was hilarious. Of course, Kurt Angle has tried to
reincarnate the “Woo!”, and does a great job with it. Ric Flair is responsible
for millions (…and millions, thanks Rocky!) of fans to say that three lettered
word, in almost every match on every card in every wrestling organisation.
So Ric Flair, this trophy is for you! Woo!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this list. I hope you agree with it
too, I tried to be unbiased, as I said. If you disagree, let me know, convince
me that I’m wrong. I’m more than willing to change the list if many people
thing a phrase is unfairly omitted, or if the order is wrong. I don’t think
many in the Top 10 can be disputed though, but try me!
Before I finish, here’s another 10, a consolation list, in
order of wrestler’s name, not in order how good they are:
“You didn't just say that. Tell me, you did not just say
that?” Booker T
“I'm the best in the world at what I do.” Chris Jericho
“That's how I roll.” Christian
“Listen here, you pencil neck geeks!” Fred Blassie
“SmackDown!'s number one announcer!” Funaki
“Will you stop?” Gorilla Monsoon
“He's being beaten like a government mule!” Jim Ross
“If I could be serious for a moment.” Lance Storm
“Ohh yyes!” Paul Bearer
“I came to fight and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of
bubble gum!” Roddy Piper
Once again thank you for reading this listing, I enjoyed
writing it. Also again, as Mick Foley says, “Have a nice day!”
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