Saturday, June 13, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #1

Hey everyone, we're half way there. Thanks for keeping upto date with this list. It's been 50 days... here's to the next 50!

If you want to see a recap, or have missed the list so far, here's from #100 to #51...

  • #100: "House of Fun" - Madness
  • #99: "Cosmic Love" - Florence and the Machine
  • #98: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
  • #97: "Keine Lust" - Rammstein
  • #96: "Bassline Junkie" - Dizzee Rascal
  • #95: "The Salmon Dance" - The Chemical Brothers
  • #94: "stevie" - Kasabian
  • #93: "The Hardest Button to Button " - The White Stripes
  • #92: "If I Had a Tail" - The Queens of the Stone Age
  • #91: "Lullaby" - The Cure
  • #90: "Dance" - Saul Williams
  • #89: "Pork and Beans" - Weezer
  • #88: "Pure Morning" - Placebo
  • #87: "Rockstar" - Nickelback
  • #86: "Smooth Criminal" - Michael Jackson
  • #85: "Life on Mars" - David Bowie
  • #84: "I'm on a Boat" - The Lonely Island
  • #83: "Virtual Insanity" - Jamiroquai
  • #82: "Just a Day" - Feeder
  • #81: "Poison" - Alice Cooper
  • #80: "There There" - Radiohead
  • #79: "Dancing in the Street" - David Bowie and Mick Jagger
  • #78: "Psychosis Safari" - The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
  • #77: "Common People" - Pulp
  • #76: "Forgot About Dre" - Dr Dre and Eminem
  • #75: "Fat" - Weird Al Yankovic
  • #74: "Links 2-3-4" - Rammstein
  • #73: "Cars" - Gary Numan
  • #72: "Dragula" - Rob Zombie
  • #71: "Here it Goes Again" - OK Go
  • #70: "Gangnam Style" - PSY
  • #69: "Wake Me Up When September Ends" - Green Day
  • #68: "Smack My Bitch Up" - The Prodigy
  • #67: "Leave Before the Lights Come On" - Arctic Monkeys
  • #66: "Scream" - Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson
  • #65: "Clint Eastwood" - Gorillaz
  • #64: "Sweating Bullets" - Megadeth
  • #63: "Fell in Love With a Girl" - The White Stripes
  • #62: "Sledgehammer" - Peter Gabriel
  • #61: "I Want You So Hard (Boys Bad News)" - Eagles of Death Metal
  • #60: "In the Air Tonight" - Phil Collins
  • #59: "Twisted Transistor" - KoRn
  • #58: "I Just Had Sex" - The Lonely Island
  • #57: "Girls and Boys" - Good Charlotte
  • #56: "Lonely Boy" - The Black Keys
  • #55: "Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes
  • #54: "Ashes to Ashes" - David Bowie
  • #53: "My Band" - D12
  • #52: "Coma White" - Marilyn Manson
  • #51: Sic Transit Gloria… Glory Fades - Brand New
  • #50: Firestarter - The Prodigy
  • #49: United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch
  • #48: Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins
  • #47: Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
  • #46: Enter Sandman - Metallica
  • #45: Tribute - Tenacious D
  • #44: Bad - Michael Jackson
  • #43: Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
  • #42: Without Me - Eminem
  • #41: Man That You Fear - Marilyn Manson
  • #40: Fat Lip/Pain for Pleasure - Sum 41
  • #39: Stay - Shakespears Sister
  • #38: Slam - Pendulum
  • #37: Cradle of Love - Billy Idol
  • #36: Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island
  • #35: Hey Ya! - The Outkast
  • #34: Paranoid Android - Radiohead
  • #33: All the Small Things - Blink 182
  • #32: Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic
  • #31: Only - Nine Inch Nails
  • #30: Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
  • #29: The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
  • #28: White Limo - Foo Fighters
  • #27: Buddy Holly - Weezer
  • #26: Walk This Way - Aerosmith and Run DMC
  • #25: In Bloom - Nirvana
  • #24: Fight for Your Right - Beastie Boys
  • #23: Knights of Cydonia - Muse
  • #22: Low Hangin' Fruit - Tenacious D
  • #21: Starfuckers Inc. - Nine Inch Nails
  • #20: Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants
  • #19: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
  • #18: Underground - David Bowie
  • #17: Everlong - Foo Fighters
  • #16: Telegram Sam - Bauhaus
  • #15: Freak on a Leash - KoRn
  • #14: Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence
  • #13: Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
  • #12: Hurt - Johnny Cash
  • #11: I Want to Break Free - Queen
  • #10: Closer - Nine Inch Nails
  • #9: White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
  • #8: I'm Afraid of Americans - David Bowie and Trent Reznor
  • #7: Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
  • #6: Thriller - Michael Jackson
  • #5: Coffee and TV - Blur
  • #4: Low - Foo Fighters
  • #3: Rabbit in Your Headlights - UNKLE and Thom Yorke
  • #2: Take on Me - A-ha

So my favourite music video of all time is...

#1: "Just" - Radiohead
Release Date: 1995
Director: Jamie Thraves
Fun Fact: To this day, no one knows what the secret message is in the video, Radiohead won't reveal anything!!
So it's all over now. Sorry if you're disappointed at all. Obviously I'm not. And I'm sure there are those who do agree that this is one of the best music videos of all time.

What can I say about this video? It's simple and incredibly effective. A man lies in the street for no reason at all and gets a lot of people concerned. Why is he lying on the floor? Why won't he say why? Why can't we touch him? That's the beauty of this video. It's using the power of psychology, the power of the unknown. We have no idea what the hidden message is in this video. Professionals have tried and failed to work it out. And twenty years later after this video comes out, the secret in the video is only known to Radiohead, presumably the director, and... that's about it? We'll never know.

If you haven't seen this video, please watch it. It's just such a simple yet crazy idea that riles me up big time. WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR?! So yeah. This is my favourite music video of all time and I just love it. And hate it. But love it far more than hate it, for sure!
Note: This is the third and last video from the year 1995 in this list.



Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to go back to #100 on the list or here for #2!

So that's the end! Thanks so much for joining me in revealing my 100 favourite music videos of all time. It's been a long 101 days but I've enjoyed it. It's been a lot more well received than I ever imagined and it's made me think of doing a Top 100 list of different varieties more often. I may do one list per year. So stay tuned for the next one!

Before I love you and leave you I want to share some statistics, like I always do, that may interest you!

Multiple Music Directors
Akiva Schaffer - 4 videos (#36 Jack Sparrow - Lonely Island, #58 I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island, #61 I Want You So Hard - Eagles of Death Metal, #84 I'm on a Boat - Lonely Island)
Mark Romanek - 3 videos (#10 Closer - Nine Inch Nails, #12 Hurt - Johnny Cash, #66 Scream - Michael and Janet Jackson)
David Mallet - 3 videos (#11 I Want to Break Free - Queen, #54 Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie, #79 Dancing in the Street - David Bowie and Mick Jagger)
Michel Gondry - 3 videos (#17 Everlong - Foo Fighters, #63 Fell in Love With a Girl - White Stripes, #93 The Hardest Button to Button - White Stripes)
Liam Lynch - 3 videos (#22 Low Hangin' Fruit - Tenacious D, #45 Tribute - Tenacious D, #49 United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch [unconfirmed])
Samuel Bayer - 3 videos (#52 Coma White - Marilyn Manson, #69 Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day, #98 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)
Steve Barron - 2 videos (#2 Take on Me - A-ha, #18 Underground - David Bowie)
Jonathan Glazer - 2 videos (#3 Rabbit in Your Headlights - UNKLE, #83 Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai)
Spike Jonze - 2 videos (#7 Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim, #27 Buddy Holly - Weezer)
Dom and Nic - 2 videos (#8 I'm Afraid of Americans - David Bowie, #95 The Salmon Dance - The Chemical Brothers)
Weird Al Yankovic - 2 videos (#9 White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic, #32 Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic)
Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris - 2 videos (#15 Freak on a Leash - KoRn, #48 Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins)
Joseph Kahn - 2 videos (#23 Knights of Cydonia - Muse, #42 Without Me - Eminem)
David Fincher - 2 videos (#31 Only - Nine Inch Nails, #37 Cradle of Love - Billy Idol)
Marc Klasfield - 2 videos (#40 Fat Lip - Sum 41, #47 Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm)
Walter Stern - 2 videos (#43 Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve, #50 Firestarter - The Prodigy)
Wayne Isham - 2 videos (#46 Enter Sandman - Metallica, #64 Sweating Bullets - Megadeth)
Jay Levey - 2 videos (#75 Fat - Weird Al Yankovic, #81 Poison - Alice Cooper)

Multiple Music Artists
Radiohead - 3 videos (#1 Just, #34 Paranoid Android, #80 There, There)
David Bowie - 3 videos (#18 Underground, #54 Ashes to Ashes, #85 Life on Mars) [also #8 I'm Afraid of Americans with Trent Reznor, and #79 Dancing in the Street with Mick Jagger]
Foo Fighters - 3 videos (#4 Low, #17 Everlong, #28 White Limo)
Michael Jackson - 3 videos (#6 Thriller, #44 Bad, #86 Smooth Criminal) [also #66 Scream with Janet Jackson)
Weird Al Yankovic - 3 videos (#9 White and Nerdy, #32 Amish Paradise, #75 Fat)
Nine Inch Nails - 3 videos (#10 Closer, #21 Starfuckers Inc, #31 Only) [also #8 I'm Afraid of Americans with David Bowie)
Marilyn Manson - 3 videos (#29 The Beautiful People, #41 Man That You Fear, #52 Coma White)
The Lonely Island - 3 videos (#36 Jack Sparrow, #58 I Just Had Sex, #84 I'm on a Boat)
The White Stripes - 3 videos (#55 Seven Nation Army, #63 Fell in Love With a Girl, #93 The Hardest Button to Button)
Queen - 2 videos (#11 I Want to Break Free - Queen, #19 Bohemian Rhapsody)
KoRn - 2 videos (#15 Freak on a Leash, #59 Twisted Transistor)
Tenacious D - 2 videos (#22 Low Hangin' Fruit, #45 Tribute)
Nirvana - 2 videos (#25 In Bloom, #98 Smells Like Teen Spirit)
The Prodigy - 2 videos (#50 Firestarter, #68 Smack My Bitch Up)
Rammstein - 2 videos (#74 Links 2-3-4, #97 Keine Lust)

I was going to do some charts but I haven't got Microsoft Excel anymore and the online one sucks when it comes to doing graphs. Ah well. That's all from me today and once again I thank you for joining me. Until next time, take care!

Thursday, June 11, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #2

#2: "Take on Me" - A-ha
Release Date: 1985
Director: Steve Barron
Fun Fact: "Kim's Cafe" is on Wandsworth Road in London and is still kicking about but under a new name - it's now called "Savoy's Cafe"!
This is the second video directed by Steve Barron on my list - the second one was "Underground" by David Bowie which got to #18!

You may be surprised with my second placed video in the list. I like my rock and metal so a synth pop track like this seems a little out of place to be honest. And in fairness, it's not a song I'm that fussed about.

But as a music video, it's just brilliant. There's no denying how good this video is, how I felt about it watching it as a kid and even to this day, watching it now. I just absolutely love it. The art direction is just impeccable, the drawings look fantastic and in fairness the video looks just as good then as it possibly could now... apart from the 1980's fashion of course! This has won numerous "best music video of all time" lists in the past and it truly deserves all the attention it got, and has continued to receive over the past thirty years.

Also, I can't talk about this video and not mention the fantastic parodies done by Family Guy and Weebl and Bob!!
Note: This is the second and last video from the year 1985 in this list.

Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #1 on the list or here for #3!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #3

#3: "Rabbit in Your Headlights" - UNKLE (feat. Thom Yorke)
Release Date: 1998
Director: Jonathan Glazer
Fun Fact: The title of the track and lots of the sampling in the song are from the 1990 film "Jacob's Ladder"!
This is the second and last video on the list directed by Jonathan Glazer, the other was "Virtual Insanity" by Jamirquai, that got to #83 in my list!

So this is probably the video highest up the list that is unlikely that you've seen. And that's one of the reasons why I did this list. Sure, it's to show you my favourite music videos, but it's also to put the spotlight on some videos that are absolutely underappreciated, or in this case, are too obscure and chances are you haven't seen it.


For a video that isn't even on YouTube properly (there is half the proper video on there, and another video that uses a mixture of the real video and some "behind the scenes" style footage), this video has done quite well for itself. It has won numerous awards and is often considered one of the best music videos of all time... to those who have seen it. I actually tried to upload the video on to YouTube myself but it got immediately blocked. It's really annoying - the video deserves to be up on YouTube for your viewing pleasure but for some reason, whether it's the music director or the record label or if its UNKLE themselves, the video just isn't on there.

Anyway, so... yes. This is one of my favourite videos of all time. I could explain what happens in the video but I'd rather you just watch it. I will say this though. When life knocks you down, over and over again, get yourself back up and kick life in the face.
Note: This is the third and last video from the year 1998 in this list.




Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #2 on the list or here for #4! 

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #4

#4: "Low" - Foo Fighters
Release Date: 2003
Director: Jesse Peretz
Fun Fact: The original idea for the video was for Jack Black to dress up in drag and dance in one single shot with no editing, but then the director thought it'd be great to create a storyline around rednecks going to a motel and dress in drag and get drunk!
So this is the last video from the year 2003 in the list. There were NINE videos from this year alone in the list! It's more than any other year so for me, the year 2003 is the best year in music video history!

So I've said it before and I'll say it again, for me, the best music artist or band in terms of making quality music videos again and again, throughout their entire existence is the Foo Fighters. And yes, this is my favourite Foo Fighters music video. It's also my favourite music video from the last decade, but if you've followed my work, you already knew that, when I compiled a list of my 20 Favourite Music Videos of the Naughties back in 2011!


So the last three videos are from different decades... which ones? Find out!

Anyway, back to this music video. It's just genuinely, one of the funniest music videos ever created. Jack Black and Dave Grohl go into a motel room and get absolutely batshit drunk... and then put on women's clothing. But it's way more than that!

The whole video from start to finish is devilishly funny; I love Dave Grohl shouting "LET'S GET IT ONNN!" at the beginning, I love how Jack Black is telling himself to "put the hammer down" whilst doing invisible arm curls, I love how they have to find the "crank button" to blast the volume up, I love the terrible arm wrestling contest, I love Jack Black's best Jack Nicholson impression, I love how Jack Black gets diarrhoea and uses a piece of artwork to waft out the smell, I love how they both try to hold their weights in the archway and how badly Dave Grohl falls, I love how concerningly good DAve Grohl looks in a blonde wig and black mascara... especially in the dark, I love Jack Black's tutu, I love how Dave Grohl decides to zoom into Jack Black's butt crack while he's going violently sick... I just love this video so so much and it cracks me up every time I see it. It's crude, it's rude, but it's a heck of a lot of fun and it's gut-wrenchingly funny... if you have the right sense of humour of course!

Note: This is the ninth and last video from the year 2003 in this list.


Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #3 on the list or here for #5! 

Monday, June 08, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #5

#5 "Coffee and TV" - Blur
Release Date: 1999
Director: Hammer and Tongs
Fun Fact: When Blur took part in the 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony, anyone that bought a Blur t-shirt were given a free "Milky" carton!
Man, I love this video so much. It's probably the only music video on the list that brings me close to tears every time I watch it!

"Milky" the milk carton is one of the cutest things ever created. Period. I seriously want one of those "Milky" cartons that were given free with any Blur t-shirt purchase at the Olympics. Looking on eBay they cost £30 each! Expensive but totally worth it.

If you've not seen this video then please do. This is one of those videos that are for pretty much for all audiences, young and old The story of this music video, along with the amazing charm that "Milky" brings with him, is just simple yet top notch. If you've not seen this video, all I'm willing to say is that Graham Coxon (Blur's guitarist) is apparently missing and is put on milk cartons. "Milky" comes to life, to try and find him and you follow him on his adventure to do so. He finds all sorts of wonders and dangers along the way.

Just watch the video. If you've seen it or not, it's definitely worth your time.
Note: This is the third and last video from the year 1999 in this list.


Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #4 on the list or here for #6!

Sunday, June 07, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #6

#6 "Thriller" - Michael Jackson
Release Date: 1983
Director: John Landis
Fun Fact: The director John Landis, also directed An American Werewolf in London which was an obvious inspiration for the video!
Oh come on, you knew this video was going to be featured right?

And if you have a problem with that then that's quite sad. It's truly one of the best music videos, if not THE best music video ever created. That's me being unbiased. Me seeing this video might be the best doesn't mean it's my favourite. But it's still an incredible piece of work that I absolutely love.

I'd like to emphasise, that I don't think the song "Thriller" is that great. I usually "skip" the song when it come on my media player. I also don't think the shortened version of this video does it any justice. For me, you have to watch the 14 minute version. It's the only way.

And that fourteen minute version is beyond epic. I love the werewolf transformation at the beginning, and of course, I love how Michael Jackson eating popcorn has spawned an internet meme, and the zombies look absolutely fantastic. But of course, as you'd expect, the Thriller dance is just... truly magnificent. You end up watching all of it and you just can't take your eyes off it.

"Thriller", predictable or not, is one of my favourite music videos of all time.

Note: This is the first and last video from the year 1983 in this list.
Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #5 on the list or here for #7!

Saturday, June 06, 2015

My Top 100 Favourite Music Videos: #7

#7 "Weapon of Choice" - Fatboy Slim
Release Date: 2001
Director: Spike Jonze
Fun Fact: Christopher Walken is the man featured in the video, a very famous actor who has starred in films such as True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Hairspray and recently, Seven Psychopaths! Christopher Walken trained as a musical dancer before his acting career!
This is the second video directed by Spike Jonze on the list, the other one is "Buddy Holly" by Weezer, which was featured at #27!

Here's another critically acclaimed video that is often featured in many "best videos of all time" lists that features extremely high on my own as well. And it's extremely easy to see why!


What's hard to see why however is the fact that there's two versions of this music video on YouTube and they both only have around 9 million views between them. Explain that travesty! If this video was released today it would have had at least 100 million!

Regardless, it's truly an amazing video. Christopher Walken's dance moves are just so damn good, and you wouldn't expect the man to be able to dance like he does. Of course there's gimmicks in there like being able to fly and stuff, but you do get the feeling that Mr Walken did most of the actual content in the video himself rather than rely on CGI or a body double. Spike Jonze is responsible for a lot of very memorable videos, but for me, this is his finest work and I doubt he'll top it.

Note: This is the sixth and last video from the year 2001 in this list.


Here is the video for your enjoyment!

Click here to see #6 on the list or here for #8!